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LISTEN UP PEOPLE, 
(aka, all 9 followers. I know, this blog is big-time!)--

I HAVE GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!!!!

Ok i was joking but but do I have your attention? 

Today was life changing in so many ways.  Let me elaborate:

If I didn't have AMAZING neighbors and friends in my family ward, I would never have a pool to teach swim lessons in every summer.  Seriously-- I have the best neighbors EVER.

Well, one day I'm going to have to grow up. This includes get married, start a family, and get a real job that requires a college degree.

Problem: "Oh em gee what if I have to move when I get married and I don't have a pool to teach swim lessons in! There goes my AWESOME job!!!---" 
(Note: this is NOT the end of my story).

Tangent:
Yesterday we played volleyball in 94 degree weather. 

(thank you Utah, for finally deciding that it really is summer)

Problem: 
heat exhaustion, limited effort, dehydration, sweat-drenched tshirt.

Solution?...

PORTABLE POOL!!!!!

This revolutionary breakthrough is impressive in so many ways!

Not only does it keep you refreshed and ready to go, 

but you don't even have to shower after playing!! 

(ok jk. please shower)

Do you see where I'm going with this?!!...

Back to my swim lesson dilemma:

Problem:

 "Oh em gee what if I have to move when I get married and I don't have a pool to teach swim lessons in?! There goes my AWESOME job!!!"

...Not today! :)

Solution? 

PORTABLE POOL.

Next investment: 

(or if anyone is feeling super generous, my birthday is in approximately 5 months. 

I always accept early presents)

Dodge even said they would throw in the pool cover for free!

Life is so good :)

oh ps... if you haven't figured out that I'm obsessed with tan lines by now, well...I am. Now you know.

If you look 

really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really  

hard, you will see a well-deserved ring tan line-- My first ever! Cool I know.

Don't worry, I know I'm lame.

Happy Friday!!!!

*Enter witty, creative title for post here*

It's a good day to be alive! Wanna know why?

Summer thus far has consisted of the following: 

eat, sleep, swim, play volleyball, and repeat (not necessarily in that order).

Oh I go to class and do homework occasionally too.

(I know, my life is soooo hard!!!!)

Thanks to my only source of sun (volleyball), I'm rocking the farmers tan.

personal fav-- waterskiing tan line

Mine resembles the tennis tan on the far right...

But at least it means I'm TAN ok???

I have no idea who this guy is...I found it while looking for farmer's-tan pics on google. 

THIS is a good reason to be alive!! 

jk. Just some eye candy for the ladies! ;)

Yes I'm aware that he's probably like, 16............ and I don't care. he has a farmers tan!

Meaning that farmers tans are hot... right?!!!

Alright I'll stop trying to convince myself.

Life is good. :)